
In a galaxy exactly like this one, in a time exactly like right now, there lived a young girl who had her own ideas when it came to style, comfort, and fashion. One morning she rolled out of bed and decided that she needed to share these ideas with the world. And what better way to do that then to take her notions to the world wide web? And what better way to take to the world wide web than to start a blog?
Well, she did that. She started a blog that focused on hippie-centric outdoor and yoga fashion. It was so awesome that everyone began reading it and sharing it with all of their friends and families. People’s grandmas started learning how to use the internet just so they could catch a glimpse of her cute but wrinkled world. This unfashionable, but comfortably stylish, free spirited writer of a health food blog, was content to remain anonymous so she could travel in peace. But the first lady herself demanded that the unfashionable undergrad drop her pseudonym so that she could give her the Michelle Obama Open (and ripped) Arms Award in the category of Nonsense/B.S. Well, since the unfashionable undergrad had a penchant for useless awards that Michelle Obama gives out, she stepped out from behind the curtain and revealed herself.
Almost instantly, she felt the shame wash over her. She wasn’t in the blogging game for the money or for the fame, or for Michelle Obama awards… She was in it to share her ideas. When did she sell out? It all happened so quickly. Now she was endorsed by Lulumon, The Northface, and Patagonia. Her comments section was banging. But had it really brought her real and happiness?
Sh*t yes it did. She was already happy to begin with. All of that was just a bonus. Plus now she had a bunch of stretchy and comfy clothes to wear and write about every single day.
The End.
So, that’s the story of the Unfashionable Undergrad. I always find that it’s better to tell the whole story before it happens. That way, we have a better idea of where we’re going.
Welcome to the Unfashionable Undergrad! I look forward to sharing more nonsense like this with you… oh and clothes… we’ll talk about clothes too.

